America
We consider feminine beauty
To be the physical equivalent of a seven year old boy
We'd rather see a ruler than an hourglass

America
We house 5% of the national population
And waste 25% of national energy
We're a lively bunch

America
We wrap our toes in conquest
And are balanced by racial inequity
But we'll deny it, scratching our upturned noses

Hell, we're proud Americans
We know what's right, what's up
Because we're from the United States

And we carry a big stick filled with nuclear testing
In case anyone dares to disagree